Rhymes on -ess
Hot Mess, Loch Ness, and Pony Express costumes
7 costumes that rhyme on -ess and make zero sense together: Hot Mess, Loch Ness, Pony Express, Wedding Dress, Game of Chess, Panini Press, and French Press. 3 of them can come straight from your closet.
Hot Mess
Bathrobe, bed hair, coffee spilled down your front
Loch Ness
Green outfit, three green humps on your back
Pony Express
Cowboy hat, a mail satchel, a stick horse
Wedding Dress
White dress, a veil, a bouquet
Game of Chess
Poster board tabletop at your waist with pieces glued on
Panini Press
Silver cardboard grill plates front and back, grill marks on your shirt
French Press
Clear raincoat over brown clothes, a silver plunger knob on your hat
Easiest set from your closet: Hot Mess, Pony Express, and Wedding Dress. Funniest set: Hot Mess, Loch Ness, Game of Chess, and Panini Press.
Shop links go to Amazon. As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.
More rhymes
Same idea, different sound.
- Black Sheep-eepBlack Sheep, Chimney Sweep, Beauty Sleep, Scrap Heap, Knee-Deep, Laundry Heap
- Tour Guide-ideTour Guide, Water Slide, Mr. Hyde, Landslide, High Tide, Presentation Slide, Joyride
- Shrub-ubShrub, Hot Tub, Golf Club, Grub, Ticket Stub, Lion Cub
- Cash Cow-owCash Cow, Snowplow, Chow Chow, Kapow
- Dessert-irtDessert, Stuffed Shirt, Pile of Dirt, Yurt
- Moose-ooseMoose, Silly Goose, Caboose, Orange Juice, Chocolate Mousse, Spruce, Zeus
- Umbrella-ellaUmbrella, Mozzarella, Salmonella, Citronella, A Cappella, Mortadella
- Butterfly-eyeButterfly, Pumpkin Pie, French Fry, Private Eye, Bow Tie, Dragonfly, Fourth of July